A random and brief collection of pieces of advice and predictions I’ve been given that missed the mark.
Once you get a job, you will never go back to university.
You will never manage to make an American friend.
You will find Asian people very aggressive.
After a couple of years in Microsoft, you will get rid of all your non-Microsoft electronics.
Once you hear our offer, you’ll decide to stay. (Said by the managers of my previous job)
After you’ve been in New York four years, you’re hooked and you never want to leave.
After you turn 30, you realize you understand pretty much everything. (Said by the dumbest teacher I had in high school)
We think you’ll love Blade Runner. (Netflix recommendations)